tornadis

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
driftsixfour
itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

tigersquash99

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

tropic-mews

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

chaoartwork

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

azeneth-mor

my fav.

hotboyproblems
xeppeli:
“ mooserattler:
“ jjflow:
“ freshrosemary:
“ allthelittlebeagles:
“ moonblossom:
“ mooserattler:
“ Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
”
How can I say no to such a great photo...
mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

xeppeli

he is more powerful than god

oknope
personpitch2007

DELETE THIS POST

stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

hikikostar

WOW
jacktherawrmonster

I’m so furious.

deputy-yeehaw

WOW OKAY THEN

antivanruffles

@antivanonmytongue

myymsie

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

pmseymourva

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

littlelorileopard

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.